I don’t like sleeping, but I do like watching the inside of my eyelids. That’s how I drive, and that’s how I make love. Honk when you’re finished.

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“In the late afternoon sky, the moon had the smoky hue of the hazy horizon, and …”

“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean.…”