I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sp…”

“I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.”

“I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me l…”

“While I appear to be happy and giggling, rest assured that inside I am sad. And…”