I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effective.

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”

“I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sti…”

“Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”