I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I simply write “Surprise!

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold…”

“I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s becau…”