I don’t shower because water is the most corrosive element. Ever seen what it does to rock? I want a chiseled body, but I don’t want it to look like the Grand Canyon.

“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows i…”

“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”

“I sent a message silently, through body language and body odor.”