I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.

“She doesn’t return my phone calls. I’d like them back, unopened.”

“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may chang…”

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”