I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between midget siblings.

“If you’re thinking about killing someone, don’t. Not don’t kill them, but don’t…”

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you…”

“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more …”

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”