I don’t want to adopt your ideas, I want to give birth to them.

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“They should make blindfolds with circles cut out where the eyes are, so kidnapp…”

“If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% …”