I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.

“On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight,…”

“I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got p…”

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always…”

“If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.”