I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.

“Once the bar gets set too high, simply lower it so you can keep on hitting your…”

“Everyone in the world ages at exactly the same rate and time. We’re all getting…”

“Fredrick gazed into the deep blue eyes of Jackson for a few seconds before answ…”

“If Twinkies grew on trees, as nature intended, then I would like to irrigate yo…”