I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of letters to be concerned with.

“I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I ma…”

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtain…”

“I’m tired of calling @PapaJohns. I wish they’d call me for once. I’m starting t…”

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”