I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?

“I’d love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks…”

“I’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and…”

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir t…”