I dreamt of a Gatorade bottle that looks full, but the bottom has a secret snap-out drawer, where a person could smuggle any blue drink they liked unnoticed into any sporting event.

“The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The sad…”

“After years of searching, I finally found love. I found it in the unlikeliest o…”

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small kn…”

“A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really …”