I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. This worked out great, because I ended up giving him a piggyback ride to the party.

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”

“My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries.”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do…”