I drew a self-portrait of myself, drawn with my eyes closed from a memory someone else may or may not have had of me. After I drew it I made the remark, "Gee, I guess someone thinks I am a dog.

“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s w…”

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top…”