I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. H…”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit …”

“If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right…”