I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with …”

“All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my wr…”

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the wo…”

“You know what’s right up my alley? Hobos. And they’d better move, because I set…”