I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was the horse.

“Randy Rowdy makes me rowdy. And randy. But Randy Randy gets me twice as horny a…”

“I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a bl…”

“It's really hard to drive, talk on the phone, and jack off at the same time. An…”

“We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, …”