I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and it teaches me a lesson.

“Just because I liked something at one point in time doesn’t mean I’ll always li…”

“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can…”

“The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his m…”

“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”