I eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.

“At my ten-year high school reunion, I was voted best looking. Of course, there …”

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but p…”

“A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as…”

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m t…”