I ended up with the nomination, and the breasts to back up the voter’s confidence in me as a woman.

“A blanket could be used to spot the blind. I’d spot Helen Keller nine points in…”

“Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their mo…”

“If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy…”