I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it u…”

“Extended family is great. If you want to know how extended your family is, just…”

“I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.”

“Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could si…”