I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank and a smile.

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, an…”

“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”

“My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much …”