I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.

“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especiall…”

“The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people…”

“A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! …”

“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but becau…”