I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."

~Evan Loehr

“You can regret the end of her life forever. Or you can remember her and honor t…”

“She surrendered then to the pleasure, giving herself over to the power of his t…”

“I miss your cock when it's not around. And the rest of you isn't half bad, eith…”

“Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the…”