I feel like my old self. Especially since I feel like I’m developing dementia.

“From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged …”

“I like wearing earth tones, and ties with little shovels stitched on. I stitche…”

“Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of de…”

“I am a contraction. I am I’m.”