I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.

“A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the…”

“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exc…”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I’ll never see again. …”

“If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either b…”