I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.

“I’m in danger of losing my job as official scribe to my inner voice.”

“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” …”

“I met two twins, each named Dakota. I nicknamed the older one North, and the yo…”

“Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.”