I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl I got pregnant.

“Tell me naughty things while I jack off. Say anything freaky, but don’t mention…”

“Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their mo…”

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically he…”