I find honesty to be a rare thing—in politics.

“My love is like hooray! Special terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for …”

“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right …”

“My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch…”

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”