I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before forever leaving their vicinity.

“He said that he said it—a second he, not a man named He. And not He-Man either.”

“I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”

“Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, ki…”