I first noticed I was missing on a Thursday.

“You never really know what's going on with your ceiling until you just give up …”

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. Th…”

“A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You don't …”

“Stop making excuses for them. … They have eyes! They can see that the toilet pa…”