I first noticed I was missing on a Thursday.

“Stop making excuses for them. … They have eyes! They can see that the toilet pa…”

“A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You don't …”

“You're just going to bear witness to his life. I think sometimes that's the gre…”

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. Th…”