I fish better than any fish alive.

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke w…”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch footba…”