I flip open my phone to text Jessica:
Me: Guess who's pregnant?
Jess: u?
Me: Get real.
Jess: ur mom?
Me: yep
Jess: Mazel tov!?
Me: Don't congratulate me, plz
Jess: Could b worse
Me: How?
Jess: Could be u?
Me: I'm a virgin.
Jess: Nobody's perfect.

Autor: Simone Elkeles

I flip open my phone to text Jessica:<br />Me: Guess who's pregnant?<br />Jess: u?<br />Me: Get real.<br />Jess: ur mom?<br />Me: yep<br />Jess: Mazel tov!?<br />Me: Don't congratulate me, plz<br />Jess: Could b worse<br />Me: How?<br />Jess: Could be u?<br />Me: I'm a virgin.<br />Jess: Nobody's perfect. - Simone Elkeles



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