I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because my bathtub is much too shallow.

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more…”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do wh…”

“I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don…”