I found a body today. It was mine, so I played with it.

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”

“The truth is I did try to stab him. I tried to stab him with a butter knife. Wh…”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”