I found a pristine lake, undisturbed by man. So, of course I had to clang a few pots and piss in the lake, to really disturb it.

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“To choose to chew, rather than converse with my fellow dinner guests, was the c…”

“Love is something to be cherished, like the toy at the bottom of a box of cerea…”

“Some words are invisible—namely spoken words—but that only means I read them wi…”