I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talking?


“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive an…”

“I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. T…”

“I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unlea…”

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”