I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyone else began their search.

“Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chor…”

“I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for an…”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“My fingers itch, and the more I scratch the more it tickles. Tickle, itch, tick…”