I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fire crotch.

“Keep your wife happy by living in a slightly nicer house than your neighbor. An…”

“Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
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“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you kn…”

“She said, “Name something people only use once.” I said, “The phrase, ‘You cowa…”