I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the more I feel like a chicken.

“Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.”

“While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’r…”

“I could inject a brick in each of my butt cheeks and then be like ancient Greec…”

“A blanket could be used to express my feelings towards her. You see, I’m not ti…”