I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar i…”

“Richard Dawkins can suck my Dickens.”

“I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s becau…”

“My favorite flower lost its voice, and through aroma therapy and the assistance…”