I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might …”

“I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.”

“Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d g…”