I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.

“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but th…”

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I…”

“Ireland is probably named the “Emerald Isle” because there are lots of precious…”

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good id…”