I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.

“If you have to dig to find yourself, you are probably dead.”

“I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat …”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you wi…”

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. But I’m the only one alive who kn…”