I got into a car accident. My car was so damaged it changed from white to a purple bruise color.

“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the sec…”

“Trying to define love is like trying to catch a ghost named Brita in a glass of…”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”

“Through the machine I want access to Agatha’s mind. What machine? The Orafoura …”