I got some body work done. Both to my car, and to my clone. Now my car looks like a complete stranger, and I look like a Mercedes.

“My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, dep…”

“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all …”

“If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Becau…”

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that …”