I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. Th…”

“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drin…”

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally fo…”

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and…”