I got stood up. I wasn’t mad, because at the time I was in a wheelchair.

“A Yes-man is always a somebody. Only a No-man is a nobody.”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”

“If radios and microwaves merged, then the ideal pop song would be three minutes…”

“To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to s…”