I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.

“My resume speaks for itself, so to speak. I recorded it on a tape recorder.”

“What does it matter if you can speak two or more languages if you have nothing …”

“I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever!”

“It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…”